Me and Babu are both extremely vomity people and we didn’t need that on our day out at the seaside.
Museum
Take your kid and prepare to be side-eyed by every other childless visitor, because they’re all wondering why the hell anyone would bring a child here.
This month, make the most of the great outdoors with festivals, al fresco installations, park fun days and outdoor water-play.
This month, get messy with art in the park, check out the city’s best outdoor installations and build sandcastles at a pop-up urban beach.
With more than 50 interactives across the entire gallery, there’s plenty to keep tiny hands occupied.
None of my pre-baby friends had kids and I literally had no idea what you were meant to do with one.
This month, pop along to pop-up performances, run riot in private squares and check out this summer’s most anticipated exhibitions.
I won’t pretend your toddler will be capable of operating any of the machines on its own, but older ones will have a giggle watching your reactions to this quirky cluster of contraptions.
The Mail Rail ride is short, mildly claustrophobic and I’m going to go out on a limb and say probably not the most exciting thing you have or will ever do.
25 ways to entertain culture-hungry little Londoners without spending a penny, by Kerri Burton
