You’re immediately hit in the face by the amazing primary-hued entrance hall where a pair of faceless, fish-and-chip scoffing Dandy characters stand poised for your posing pleasure
A sprawling, biscuity metropolis with a transport system that pisses all over TFL.
The tour was brilliantly interactive, which really helped to bring Dickens’ world to life – even for two three and a half year olds who have literally no idea who Dickens was.
Every part of the show is designed to make you feel as though you’ve been whisked away on an impromptu trip to the Land of the Rising Sun.
Did the Trojan Horse or even the war that it ended ever actually exist, or is it all a load of Aeneas?
A veritable Aladdin’s Cave of stuff that will make you say “oh my God, will you look at this?” a thousand times over.
State-of-the-art digital projections take centre-stage, transporting you into the mind of Leonardo not-DiCaprio.
The museum is really cleverly arranged and great for toddlers, in spite of some of the subject matter going over their heads.
I wanna dance with my kid – and when I say dance I mean wobble around awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact incase someone senses my discomfort.
Lovely if you fancy taking your little one somewhere a bit nicer than all the usual slightly skeggy kids’ haunts.