I went along with being made to feel like I was really lucky for being granted entry when really I just wanted to tell her to shove it up her bum.
Stop lockdown from resulting in meltdown with online exhibitions, virtual events and endless downloadable fun.
This month, join an art club from your kitchen table, rave it up in your pyjamas and discover major exhibitions from the comfort of your sofa.
Highlights include Grandma’s caravan, but I recommend checking her eyes and ears and mouth look human-sized before going in there…
This month: light labyrinths, queer spaces, artificial intelligence, edible art, LEGO art, angsty art and a giant moon sculpture.
A life-size Tiger perched smugly at the table, ready to be photographed by each and every parent in attendance
Worth every penny and every second spent dragging my 35-month-old child and my 39-week-pregnant bottom to Peckham for.
This free-flow workshops was perfect with its floor-based activities, including boxes to rummage in, costumes to try on and materials to create with.
The ball pit was almost constantly occupied by a small clique of under-ones, all wobbling around like Weebles on an 18-30s holiday.
This month, lose yourselves in immersive exhibitions, interactive theatre, cultural festivals and playful installations.