Raising tiny Londoners wouldn’t be half as hilarious without all the family-friendly hangouts, independent kids’ shops and tailored-to-tots activities that we’ve all missed like crazy over these last few miserable months.
Stop lockdown from resulting in meltdown with online exhibitions, virtual events and endless downloadable fun.
This month, join an art club from your kitchen table, rave it up in your pyjamas and discover major exhibitions from the comfort of your sofa.
I know it must cost a lot of money to preserve all this old crap, but they could at least put some effort into making a half-decent event.
From child-led playgroups to parent-focused gigs; lively mummy-and-me yoga classes to calm, childcare-inclusive mothers’ retreats – we give you the definitive, tried-and-tested top 100 activities for little Londoners and their adults.
This month, cuddle dogs at a canine creche, bop to Belle & Sebastian at an indie disco and ogle Lego at a Nordic design exhibition.
The coolest things to do with your littlest Londoners, from catching the latest releases together to getting pissed together (…sort of).
I can comment on things like ambience and croissant quality – and really does anything else actually matter when you think about it?