An ideal day out for tot-toting Londoners who can’t face the hordes, cost or vastness of the tourist trap that is London Zoo.
Battersea
Older kids can be left under the watchful eye of the playroom supervisor while their parents do their thing
Thank the Lord for the chill-out room – without it I would have thrown myself off the balcony with a glow stick up each nostril
The Bee’s Knees is truly magical and by far the most original, innovative and, crucially, clean soft-play space I’ve come across
