All that was left was for me to get over myself and my crippling fear of… well, most things, and just get on the sodding boat.
Being able to wander unobstructed by other humans without having to worry about losing toddlers in a sea of legs made it much less stressful.
This month, stay at home… or don’t. Whether you want virtual amusements or real-world adventure, we’ve got you covered – plus all the dates your cultural diary needs.
It sounds woefully irresponsible in hindsight but it almost felt like an end-of-the-world party.
The capital’s most innovative, aesthetically pleasing, exciting and often downright weird children’s playgrounds.
This is basically as ‘soft play’ as a Tate exhibition is ever going to get.
Like you’ve just done a massive Sunday walk – the kind that sorts you out for weeks.
This month, indulge in tasteful soft play down the pub, enjoy a round of family-friendly bingo, see Andy Warhol’s drag queens and immerse yourself Among the Trees.
Our toddlers were massively bored by this exhibition, which is weird because we’ve dragged them to many, many more boring things than this.
This place does a pretty good job of making you feel like a film star, albeit one with thrown-up Bickiepeg smeared down your top.