I went along with being made to feel like I was really lucky for being granted entry when really I just wanted to tell her to shove it up her bum.
London
Big, bleak, beautiful and very zen, as long as you ignore the whinings of your bored three and a half year old who isn’t putting up with anymore of this “walking in nature” bullshit.
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It sounds woefully irresponsible in hindsight but it almost felt like an end-of-the-world party.
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This Tudor-palace-meets-Art-Deco-mansion might look like it’s in the arse end of nowhere (and ok it kind of is), but it’s still only in Zone 4!
Like you’ve just done a massive Sunday walk – the kind that sorts you out for weeks.
Roma was already properly pushing the top end of the age limit and basically looked like a fully grown woman compared with most of the tiny babies.
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