A sprawling, biscuity metropolis with a transport system that pisses all over TFL.
Get festive af this month with everything from carol concerts to Christmas lights and grottoes to gingerbread metropolises.
Did the Trojan Horse or even the war that it ended ever actually exist, or is it all a load of Aeneas?
This month’s highlights include a multi-sensory sandpit, a chance to get inside the mind of Leonardo da Vinci and a Bauhaus-themed family day.
Scare yourself silly this Halloween with pumpkin parties, wicked walks, ghoulish gigs and monstrous messy play.
This month, discover Hidden London at the LTM and Play Well at the Wellcome Collection before Moving to Mars with the Design Museum.
I wanna dance with my kid – and when I say dance I mean wobble around awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact incase someone senses my discomfort.