This month, remember, remember the 5th of November with family-friendly firework displays and get festive with seasonal skating at Somerset House.
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Let them scare themselves silly with spooky screenings, disturbing dress up, haunted house parties and monstrous messy play.
When the smoke, sirens and society in general become suffocating, get yourself down to one of the capital’s many city farms.
This month, lose yourself in mirror worlds, explore a new kind of soft play, partake in some anger management and meet the Moomins.
There are A LOT of planes, including one with teeth, another that says POO down its side and some really cool early wooden warplanes.
Imagine your mum mate has sacrificed the bottom two storeys of their mid-terrace for their kids’ amusement and that’s basically what you have here.
Don’t ask why it’s named after the revolting milk pudding you get with school dinners.
This month, soak up some culture with tot-friendly LDF pop-ups, vintage toy and video-game exhibitions, and storytelling in the clouds.
Me and Babu are both extremely vomity people and we didn’t need that on our day out at the seaside.
Take your kid and prepare to be side-eyed by every other childless visitor, because they’re all wondering why the hell anyone would bring a child here.
