Bab was in such a grump Peppa Pig could have turned up with a mobile sweet shop and told her to help herself and she still wouldn’t have been in the mood.
Music
My favourite thing about it, aside from the fact that it wasn’t just another hour of my life lost to nursery rhymes, was how into it everyone was.
Now we’ve sampled the Dorchester of playgroups a morning at Tumble Tots doesn’t have quite the same allure.
Get ready for Christmas with magical markets, festive theatre, winter workshops and encounters with Santa himself.
I was pretty excited to discover that this was in fact an actual yoga class, complete with poses, breath focus and namastes.
Get into the festive spirit with magical theatre, Christmas markets, winter festivals and family-friendly parties.
Every parent knows that social etiquette goes out the window post-baby and it’s nice to be given some kind of reassurance that that’s ok.
These things really do need the insanely fanatical hosts that I instantly want to chloroform to be vaguely bearable.
I was initially dispirited by the floor cushions that had been laid out in a semicircle out of snack-slinging distance of the host.
This new generation of music-loving parents won’t be fobbed off with naff kids’ discos with their PG playlists and parent-placating bars, and why the hell should they?
